i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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