So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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