I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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