Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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