just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Randomize
