How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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