she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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