My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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