ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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