i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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