You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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