he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
