I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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