rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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