well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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