Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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