So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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I need you to use more vowels.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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