And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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