What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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