I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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