Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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