I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
