everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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