Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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