I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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