i don't like sucking hair
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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