dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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