Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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