Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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