Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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