Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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