I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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