Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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