Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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