love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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