Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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