i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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