no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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