rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
So vagazzling was a success
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
God, I missed his penis.
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