i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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