: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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