dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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