Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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