i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize