I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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