Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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