Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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