I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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