That's intense
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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