STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.