I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
love makes seman taste better
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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