Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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