My room smells like vodka and shame
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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