im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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