North Korea, Best Korea!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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