just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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