WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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