My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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